Tag Archives: Pattaya

Tornado A Go Go RIP

February 14, 2008 – 4:27 am

A ladyboy a go go sounds like a good idea. Ladyboys are wild. They like to strut like Vogue models. Ka-toeys will do almost anything. Long legs. long hair. Skinny bodies. The right linghting and you’re lost in a haze Tv hell. Location is key. Soi 6 seem the perfect street for such an enterprise and Tornado […]

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Coming back from Up-Country

February 13, 2008 – 2:58 am

My wife drove the car onto the ferry across the Chao Phyra River. I was leaving behind Ban Nam Poo. My wife was staying behind at her mother’s farm. I wish I could. The living is easy, despite the complaints of sick buffalo and no money. Everyone eats. Everyone drinks lao ie the men. The […]

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Amy Winehouse needs a Pattaya Holiday

February 11, 2008 – 10:50 pm

The 2008 Grammy Awards were the 3rd least viewed in recording industry history. Immigration banned the #1 winner Amy Whinehouse from entering the USA. No star. The wild-haired UK singer has a well-publicized relationship with drugs. Youtubes featured her smoking ice aka crystal meth. The reward for this exploit. Persona non grata same as John […]

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BIG TV

January 9, 2008 – 11:52 pm

Every January the electronic and computer companies promote their newest products at the Las Vegas convention center, which strangely coincides with the adult entertainment industry’s annual Awards Banquet in America’s City of Sin. XXX and IT go hand in hand since 95% of internet traffic is porno-bound judging from the SPAM dumped on the website and […]

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First Beer of the Day 2:32pm

October 30, 2007 – 3:41 am

The Thai word for humid is choom or cheun. In French it’s lourde or heavy. Either way the days in Pattaya have exorcised a sweaty demon from my flesh. This loss of water weight has my neighbors and mia noi remarking that I look a little thinner. Down to 85 kilos and a BMI of […]

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