Tag Archives: Pattaya

Men over 45 too old to be fathers

A French study unsurprisingly announced that men over 40 have a problem conceiving children, although had no problem giving birth to two children in my 50s. Friends have doubted my children’s parentage, asking why they don’t look more like farangs. “Must have something to do with my diet.” I eat mostly Thai food.

Love Versus Lust

Sam Royalle broke up with his girlfriend upon discovering she had been seeing a Thai boyfriend. Actually the Thai boy was her dealer, but her infidelity was more acceptable than a relapse of smoking ja-bah. Sam Threw out his girlfriend and started dating again, which is Pattaya means hitting the go-go bars, drinking, and coming […]

Thai Language Lessons

I learned Thai from my various girlfriends using an old colonial technique known as the ‘sleeping dictionary’ or suea non gin poot-ha-na-noo-grom approach. I read 3-4 words a day from the regular dictionary to increase my vocabulary. The only problem was my Boston accent, so I sometimes confuse Thais with my speaking their language. My […]

Pattaya Railroad two-laner Jammed

In 1948 work was started on Boston’s Southeast Expressway, a highway designed to alleviate congestion on roadways heading to the South Shore. The six-laner road was opened several years later with its capacity predicted to be reach by 1970. Within two weeks there were traffic jams. Pattaya is also beset by traffic problems. Too many […]

Most Beautiful Girl in Thailand Part 2

A reader criticized my entry THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE THAILAND for being a waste of time. He must have googled these world and somehow found my site. It certainly isn’t on the front page of Google. Offended by my suggestion that the most beautiful girl in Thailand was a lady-boy, I googled these […]