Tag Archives: Pattaya

Osama Still At Large

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance at the World Cup was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. An English friend sent this […]

Jomtien Beach Review 2010

My friend, Alan Platt aka the Old Roue, visited Jomtien Beach 20 years ago for seaside romance with a bargirl from Walking Street. “It was sunrise. The sea was gin-clear and little fish were jumping from the water. It was magic.” Making love at dawn in the sea is erotic poetry in motion, but the […]

Dengue Fever Pattaya

Penang was a different city in the early 90s. Seedy bars stayed open late and delightfully wicked brothels served the shifting population of sailors seeking companionship for a few minutes. Hotels on Chulia Street were cheap. A good thing in 1994, since I was stranded without of a homeward bound ticket. Wiring money took time. […]

Heaven on Earth in a Man’s Eye

Thailand survived the red shirt rebellion. The repercussions of the violence, the shootings, and anarchy will resonate through the country like a tsunami striking distant beaches. The final outcome remains to be seen, but for the moment peace and calm are the order of the day. Bars are re-opened and the girls are desperate for […]

Voices of Unreason

America’s Secretary of War Robert Gates released a memo to the Press stating that the USA had no policy in place for dealing with Iran’s nuclear program. The contents of that message have been dribbled to the media who as usual have hit the panic button in fear that the Iranians will launch an Ayatollah […]