Tag Archives: james steele

Premmie Opps

Yesterday’s San Diego experienced a massive premature pyrotechnic premmie. Premmie is a porno term for a male lead’s miscalculated timing for the money shot otherwise known as rapid ejaculation, rapid climax, premature climax, or early ejaculation which occurs according to Masters and Johnson more than 50% of coitus between a man and a woman. Kinsey […]

Faster Than A Ferrari

Several years ago I challenged a friend to a race across Manhattan. I was on my bicyle. He was driving a Ferrari. The bet was $100. We left the restaurant at the same time. He showed up at the bar twenty minutes after me. Then again I cheated. I ran the red lights. He tried […]

A Lie Is A Lie Is A Lie

America’s First Amendment guarantees the right of corporation to deny the truth, for a lie is never a lie until the liar stops telling the lie. – James Steele

In the Words of Albert Finney

Few films are as bittersweet romantic as the comic road movie TWO FOR THE ROAD starring Albert Finney and Audrey Hepburn. The two play star-crossed lovers traveling throughout Europe. Their honeymoon brings them to a country hotel in France, where they observed older couples speechlessly dining together. “What kind of people don’t speak to each […]

Deep-Throating Corndogs

“ “There are few things sexier than a MILF choking down a corndog.” James Steele