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GW Bush In Africa

February 17, 2008 – 11:51 pm

Prior to his election in 2000, GW Bush’s single sojourn outside the USA was a tequila tasting trip to Mexico as Texas Governor. A Mescal hang-over and Montezuma’s Revenge taught the future-president a vaulable lesson. “Nothing like leaving America to prove it’s the best place in the world.” During his two terms GW Bush has visited Japan, Korea, Red China, Jordan, Australia, […]

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Billion Bullets

August 18, 2007 – 10:17 pm

I’ve only fired a gun once in anger and I’m not even sure whether that was really the case. The year was 1979. Hurrah was a punk rock disco in Manhattan. Blondie was playing upstairs. I was watching the band. The barman said there was trouble at the door. I thought maybe someone didn’t want […]

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GW Bush versus Jimmy Carter Unpopularity Contest

June 14, 2007 – 10:49 pm

In 1979 America was depressed by the Iran hostage crisis, gas prices, and Jimmy Carter’s dour demeanor. His approval rating slipped below 30% and Ronald Reagan brokered a deal with the Teheran mullahs to delay the release of the hostages until after the Old Dutch’s election. Most Americans were not sad to see Jimmy go. […]

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Retirement for GW Bush

August 24, 2006 – 6:51 am

In another two years the president will end his reign of the Oval Office. He’ll no longer have to play it straight. GW will be able to go to strip clubs and drink and do blow without it really mattering. Not that it does now. But he should go someplace discreet as should Bill Clinton. […]

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GW Check out the nose.

May 15, 2006 – 3:56 am

GW Bush has been under a lot of pressure lately. NSA wire taps. Trying to figure out why Iraq is spelled with a Q instead of an N. At a cabinet meeting he was heard to ask Condalezza Rice. “Does it mean they’re queer or sand niggers?” It was the fifteenth time he had asked […]

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