Tag Archives: GOP

Fucking Robin Hood

The Heritage Club is not an online shopping organization. The Washington-based think tank has been a leading source of information for the media since its inception. The official home page has declared the non-partisanship of the group, while holding the same values as the GOP and the Cato Institute. On July 19, 2011 the Heritage […]

The Fury of the Unnature

I had expected my flight from Tokyo to JFK to be delayed by the storm. I landed ahead of schedule. The A train was running on time. The sky was beautiful. Walking down my street from the subway station, I saw little sign of the storm’s passing. I thought New York had been lucky, for […]

Chili Dogs No Good For GOP

America is the Land of the Fat. I was sitting on the subway the other day. Two obese women bracketed my seat. Their cellulite thighs overlapped my legs. I was imprisoned by their weight. Both were sweating Diet-Coke. My suit was pressed by their heat. I escaped on 47-50 Street Rockefeller Center, however the majority […]

Voodoo Economic Assholes

The Great Depression has faded from the American consciousness. The national economy expanded enormously over the last half-century. Most people have only known relative prosperity in their lifetime. Few living recall standing in lines for a soup kitchen. Big cars and fast food created a sense of comfort for the nation. Under GW Bush’s tutelage […]

The Eyes of Anger

Anger ignited the souls of American white males over 40. None of them had ever dreamed about a black man in the White House or the possibility of universal health care. The money spent on SUVs and re-mortgaging their houses have driven them to the brink of financial ruin. Their kids are fat and their […]