Tag Archives: fuck the GOP

Stupid Answer

Vote Early. Vote Often. Vote Obama.

I Want To See Peace

In 1968 Richard Nixon beat Hubert Humphrey by campaigning for the end of the Viet-Nam War. During his inaugural speech Nixon said, “The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker.” The War lasted another seven years. As many troops died under his leadership as all the previous presidents going back to Eisenhower. […]

You Bet I Would ANN HATHAWAY

While I condemn waterboarding, I fully condone waterbedding.

Honkie Beware

Vice President Joe Biden left the stage at the Charlotte Convention to the music of Earth Wind and Fire, but Barack Obama approached the podium to U2’s City of Blinding Lights and basked in the adorative applause of his audience to Bruce Springstein’s WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN. GOP and Tea Party members must […]

Fuck The GOP

Bon was a bad influence on my step-son. His parents had abandoned him as a baby and his elderly grandmother was too feeble to enforce discipline on the wild child. The nine year-old had been implicated in arson, larceny, and house-breakings. No one like the boy, except for soft-hearted Fluke. A year ago Bon lit […]