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The Wheaties Curse

Bruce Jenner captured the hearts of Americans with her gold medal decathlon in the Montreal Olympics. Everyone loved the all-American boy, yet Jenner’s struggles with gender issues was heightened by his eating of GMO-Wheaties in accordance with his status as Wheaties poster boy. Decades later Jenner announced that he has changed his sexual designation to […]

Bibi Came To Congress

Yesterday the Israeli PM appeared before the joint houses of the US Congress at the invitation of GOP leader John Boehner. While hundreds of world leaders have spoken from the podium on congress, all had been invited by the sitting president. The media loved this spat between Obama, the Republicans, and Netanyahu, who is facing […]

Another Alien GOP Member

Florida’s governor Rick Scott has recently called for the drug-testing of welfare recipients, forcing parents found with traces of marijuana, cocaine, or heroin off the dole. Scott said on CNN, “Studies show that people that are on welfare are higher users of drugs than people not on welfare and the bottom line is, if they’re […]

More Of The Same No Change

Wednesday morning America woke to a political landscape dominated by the victories of the GOP. The Democratic majority in the Senate was lost with wins throughout the middle of America. The House of Representatives swelled with Tea Party congressmen. The media blamed Obama for the disaster, however despite the flipflop of seats Congress remains locked […]

DoomsDay Not

Tomorrow is Day 2 of the Us government shutdown. Are you all cowards? Tomorrow tell your fucking bosses not to extract fed taxes from your pay. No government. No taxes. Drink more beer. FUCK THE GOP