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Enemies of the State – The Fanjuls of Florida

The Seminoles called the vast tropical wetlands of Southern Florida Pa-hay-okee. The swamps atop the limestone plateau have been inhabited from 10,000BC, however the recent predation of Man threatened to destroy the Grassy Waters. Green algae covers the waterways and coastal shores with a thick slime. The 2013 outbreak was bad. The 2016 bloom has […]

Cat Eats Dogfish

Sperm All Over Florida

Cyros International, the self-proclaimed world’s largest international sperm bank, has announced its plans to move its U.S. main office and inventory from New York to Orlando in order to attract more sperm donors from the male students of University of Central Florida. Florida also offers the company lower taxes, but a company spokesperson said, “There’s […]

Palm Beach Sunday

In June 1 2008 I was living on Palm Beach. A barrier island off the Florida coast. So many of the mega-rich had migrated to their summer haunts of the Hamptons, Nantucket, and the South of France that the Sunday night streets of this exclusive resort felt, as if the Khmer Rouge had marched the […]

Another Alien GOP Member

Florida’s governor Rick Scott has recently called for the drug-testing of welfare recipients, forcing parents found with traces of marijuana, cocaine, or heroin off the dole. Scott said on CNN, “Studies show that people that are on welfare are higher users of drugs than people not on welfare and the bottom line is, if they’re […]