Tag Archives: fathers

Shit My Dad Said

A twenty-seven year-old was living with his old man. 73 if not more. His son recorded his father’s salty sayings for fucking Facebook. His adages deserved a better forum. Old man – “If at first you don’t succeed, quit. Because you probably suck.” “Universe is 14 Billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. […]

Men over 45 too old to be fathers

A French study unsurprisingly announced that men over 40 have a problem conceiving children, although had no problem giving birth to two children in my 50s. Friends have doubted my children’s parentage, asking why they don’t look more like farangs. “Must have something to do with my diet.” I eat mostly Thai food.