Tag Archives: farang

Thai Fidelity Test

June 12, 2012 – 9:31 am

Farang men actually hire detectives to follow their Thai girlfriends when all they have to do is heed the advice of Cennn3 on www.pattayaaddicts.com Is your Thai girlfriend bullshitting you? Ask yourself these questions. 1. Has she lost and asked you to replace more phones than you have owned in your life? 2. Do her […]

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Thai Water Buffalo Revival

June 12, 2012 – 9:19 am

A warning to farangs living in Thailand. Be prepared for an onslaught of kwai mai sabai or sick buffalo complaints from your girlfriends, as up-country relatives switch from tractors to water buffaloes to work their fields. For years the King of Thailand has proclaimed that the water buffalo was a vital part of the nation’s […]

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Sick Buffalo Email

April 18, 2012 – 11:35 am

“Dear Xxxx I love you and I miss you too much. my friend bar say you old man look same same monkey but I know you hansum man I have problem I write you before that buffalo me sick Now it die Fall down and dead in middle rice field. Bad fortune when it fall […]

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SICK BUFFALO FOR EVERYONE

April 18, 2012 – 11:18 am

Several years ago my future ex-wife’s brother-in-law received a phone call from his brother. Bok and his son were in the hospital. They had had a motorsai accident. My future ex-wife hung up the phone. “Neither of them are dead?” I asked in Thai “No.” This was good news. Bok and his son Beer were […]

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GOING UPCOUNTRY

December 31, 2011 – 2:59 am

Q Most farangs vacation in Thailand for the beaches food, culture, and temples. I had been to many. In 1997 a friend in exile from the UK off-suggested a visit to the Last Babylon. Pattaya offered love-lost western men a chance to meet a girl of their dream. Past and present are unimportant. Most men […]

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