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Two-Headed Headlines

This week the Wall Street Journal came out with two banners on Donald Trump’s surprise visit to speak with the Mexican President. The second daily edition for Austin, Texas stating TRUMP SOFTENS HIS TONE was followed later by a banner declaring TRUMP TALKS TOUGH ON WALL. The internet was aglow with accusation of doctoring the […]

Dirty Donald Trump Sanchez

The Dirty Sanchez is a mythical legend about the sexual aftermath of anal sex. It’s all a joke, but on Wednesday GOP presidential hopeful flew in his private jet to Mexico City at the invitation of Mexican President Peña Nieto. Both men needed political boosts. The New York billionaire trails Hillary Clinton, the Democratic candidate, […]

Out Of My Small Hands

NRA president Charlton Heston famously told a gathering of gun-lovers at the 129th NRA convention, in Charlotte, North Carolina on May 20, 2000, “I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.” While the slogan’s originality has been attributed to the Hollywood actor, however the line was first popularized by […]

Presidential Gurning Contest

Gurning originated as a rural English tradition dating back to the 1200s and even beyond recorded history. The object of gurning has been to distort your face in the most horrific or comedic manner possible and upon seeing the many expressions of the two leading candiates for the 2016 Presidential Election it became clear that […]

96 Days And Counting

The GOP and Democrats have found their candidates for the 2016 Presidential Election. Donald Trump has won the hearts and minds of white voters who recognize that they have been left behind in the New America. Hillary Clinton scored big with women wanting to see a woman in the Oval Office. I can vote for […]