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Bad Math

October 3, 2009 – 12:52 pm

Math is a difficult field of study. Most Americans fail to comprehend anything beyond multiplication and division. Algebra is a foreign language and calculus terra incognita. If it weren’t for calculators most people in the world couldn’t count numbers higher than their fingers and even taking off their shoes wouldn’t put them much further than […]

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Bill Clinton Mea Culpas

September 28, 2009 – 5:55 pm

The Yom Kippur fever infected a goyim VIP as ex-President Bill Clinton admitted during an interview with Gloria Vanderbilt’s son, Anderson Cooper, that he was wrong to oppose gay marriage and adoption “I think if people want to make commitments that last a lifetime, they ought to be able to do it. I have long […]

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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

January 14, 2009 – 4:03 pm

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of […]

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Clinton turns 60 (Fans schedule trip to Pattaya)

August 17, 2006 – 4:25 am

Bill Clinton will be 60 on Saturday. At that age you are closer to 100 than 20. No matter what ageing baby-boomers says, 60 is not a 21st Century 40. Says 60 to someone 20 and they’ll turn you off faster than an outdated video game. Of course when you’re president, absolute power shaves off […]

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