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Happy Beermas

October 13, 2012 – 12:53 pm

Oktoberfest is a High Holiday month for beer-drinkers around the world. Your attendance is obligatory. Drink Beer and drink it often. It’s good for you. If you have any difficulties, please refer to the above chart. It’s a life-saver. PLease click on it to enlarge, if you don’t have good eye sight.

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Beer As the Cure

October 13, 2012 – 10:00 am

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM Feet cold and wet CAUSE Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling SYMPTOM Feet warm and wet CAUSE Improper Bladder Contro CORRECTIVE ACTION Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training SYMPTOM Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE […]

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Happy Beermas

October 18, 2010 – 7:43 am

October is the high-holiday month for beer drinkers everywhere, especially in Germany where the nation celebrates the renown Oktobeerfest. Your attendance is obligatory Drink beer and drink it often. It’s good for you and if you have any difficulties, please refer to the above chart. It’s a life saver.

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Beer is the Cure

January 17, 2010 – 12:24 pm

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM Feet cold and wet CAUSE Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling SYMPTOM Feet warm and wet CAUSE Improper Bladder Contro CORRECTIVE ACTION Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training SYMPTOM Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE […]

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Bah Humbug Xmas 2009

December 20, 2009 – 2:21 pm

Eight years ago my non-belief in Christianity forced me give Christmas a miss, although I sent presents to my kids and wives, raised a few glasses to Xmas, and wished to my ancient father Happy Holidays. I did not travel to Boston for the family gathering nor call up friends in NY to seek a […]

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