Tag Archives: baldness

The One The Only Evel Knievel – 2015

America has not elected a bald president since Dwight Eisenhower in 1956. Every candidate with a hair issue has been rejected by the voters, although the outcome in the electoral college proved to be a landslide for the GOP, Hubert Humphrey missed defeating Richard Nixon in the 1968 popular vote thanks to George Wallace diverting […]

Uncle Bubba – Lookalike

Last night some young admirer struggled and mistakenly called me Uncle Festus. I said to them and their waif friends “The only part of me that is bald are my shaved cock and balls.” Most people think I look like Eric Roberts, but I prefer Jeff Bridges.