Tag Archives: america

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

October 12, 2009 – 7:27 pm

DON’T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY! Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk […]

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Obama Coming for the Old People

August 22, 2009 – 10:56 am

Subject: Do I Understand the Health Care Plan? Obama’s health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not […]

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Traveling North

October 19, 2008 – 9:13 am

My dreams of returning to Thailand have been short-circuited by the need for money. My good friend, Richie Boy, called and asked for me to open his new diamond store in Manhattan’s Plaza Hotel. I had $20 in my pocket. My only answer was ‘yes’. So it’s back to suits and ties after six years […]

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Hurricane Ike Bitch Slaps Texas

September 16, 2008 – 10:27 am

Nature is creating new beachfront property and getting rid of bad mortgage debt at the same time. AIG is bailing out in front of hurricane losses and the US government pumps more money into Wall Street like a crack dealer feeding rocks to a crack whore. “The economy is sound.” I think McCain needs a […]

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The Ikeman Cometh

September 12, 2008 – 7:50 pm

Hurricane Ike Turner refused to visit his wrath on Tina Turner’s hometown of Nutbrush Tennessee only to aim directly at the coastline of East Texas, despite the Lone Star State never having done a thing to the rock legend. He was one mean man. “I’m not gonna try to defend, or undo what’s been done. […]

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