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Uncle Bubba – Lookalike

Last night some young admirer struggled and mistakenly called me Uncle Festus. I said to them and their waif friends “The only part of me that is bald are my shaved cock and balls.” Most people think I look like Eric Roberts, but I prefer Jeff Bridges.

OLD POEM FROM THE UNKNOWN

In the end I saw myself As others saw me. A middle-aged man turning older An older man becoming ancient Who had refused to obey the promises of Faith Demanded by the Sisters of St. Mary. I never kneel before the altar I never ask for forgiveness for my sins Only saying to the Bible’s […]