Category Archives: women

GOP Taliban

Why does anyone in the media pay attention to Pat Robertson? Because he doesn’t know when to shut his hole.

Shut Down 2012

The Beach Boys released SHUT DOWN on the B-Side of their 1963 single SURFING USA and according to Wikipedia the lyrics detail a drag race between a Super-Stock 413 cu. in.-powered 1962 Dodge Dart and a fuel injected 1963 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. The chorus was a simple boast “Shut it off, shut it off Buddy, […]

Premmie Opps

Yesterday’s San Diego experienced a massive premature pyrotechnic premmie. Premmie is a porno term for a male lead’s miscalculated timing for the money shot otherwise known as rapid ejaculation, rapid climax, premature climax, or early ejaculation which occurs according to Masters and Johnson more than 50% of coitus between a man and a woman. Kinsey […]

The Power of Pussy

The band BONGWATER recorded a great song THE POWER OF PUSSY in 1990. I couldn’t find the lyrics online, but I bow to the beauty of a woman’s honeypot. I never feel less like a man than when I’m within a woman to paraphrase a line from Wim Wender’s KINGS OF THE ROAD. I worship […]

U-Nai Teelat

Thai girlfriends are renown for their devotion to untruth, especially when it comes to letting their absent boyfriends know their whereabouts. “I’m in my village with maih.” I’ve heard this phone conversation from the bed of many a naked woman and Soi 6 is certainly not Isaan. Many suspicious farangs increasingly hire detectives to track […]