Category Archives: weather

No Snow 2010

Politicians are so strange that they actually believe what they tell the public as in the case of Moscow’s mayor, who said he would hire the Russia Air Force to seed storm clouds with cement powder, dry ice or silver iodide to prevent any frozen precipitation during the winter months. Having once attempted to reverse […]

Marc Stevens SnowStorm

The meteorologists are predicting another epic snowstorm heading toward New York. 6-10 inches. A Marc 10 and 1/2 Inches Stevens Blizzard. I partied with Marc and his tranny girlfriend Jill Monroe during the 1978 snowstorm. The city was shut down for three days. We did drugs and more. I vowed never to say what to […]

Snowmageddon 2010

Meteorologists tracked a winter storm this week. They predicted a snowfall of historic proportions and I readied myself for a John Holmes blizzard of 12 inches or more. Friday evening the arctic jet stream chilled New York. The pressure system was sucking moisture from the Atlantic. I looked out my window Saturday morning expecting a […]

Fuck Beaver Country Day School

In the 1960s all Boston area teenagers envied Beaver Country Day School in Newton, for the slightest accumulation of snow gifted them with a snow day, while the rest of us had to slog to school uphill and barefooted. My younger brother once theorized that the snowfall in Newton was heavier than the other towns […]

Winter Ist Hier

It’s cold outside my Brooklyn apartment and I’m debating whether to bolster my interior heat core with a bacon and eggs from the Academy. The temperature is 19F. Cold, but I’ve been colder. -40F atop Wildcat Mountain across from My. Washington. The year was 1971. The chairlift operator warned that that our run would be […]