Category Archives: Sin

The Hoax of Hypocrisy

Many years ago the BBC announced that the Vatican Library was publishing its collection of banned manuscripts and books online. “Fans of antique erotica, rejoice. The world’s largest collection of pornography is about to be published on the web. Just make sure you have a credit card handy. The Vatican Secret Archives announced yesterday plans […]

Mandingo Madness

The is a website showing the national penis size of countries around the world. I’m half-Irish. We are far from the smallest, although were not even close to the Sudan. We are all John Holmes at the moment of truth. To see the map please go to the following URL http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

No Second Acts in Hollywood

Hollywood held its breath for several minutes listening to the surprise cancellation of NBC’s huge hit TWO AND A HALF MEN. The show’s creator had been verbally assaulted by the star of the sit-com, Charlie Sheen. His comments were interpreted by the flaks of the movie media to be anti-Semitic ie Arab or Jew, then […]

Upstairs from the Leopard Lounge

Palm Beach is the fountain of youth. Anyone in their 50s is the youngest person in the room this side of the grandchildren. Nowhere in that enclave of the filthy rich is reincarnation of youth more miraculous than the Leopard Lounge in the Chesterfield Hotel on Poinsetta Avenue. Palm Beach has trails, vias, lanes, roads, […]

Wicked XXXmas

My wife Mem is very jealous. The Thai word ‘itsah’ pertains to envy of objects, however the true way to express jealousy is the word ‘huung’. Mem can’t believe that I spend months in New York without sex. “All you think about with me is sex.” “That’s different. I only want you.” Her love potion […]