Category Archives: Sin

Marco Polo Pole Dancing School

July 30, 2008 – 8:30 am

My cousin Sherri was a stripper. She was an aerial expert on the steel poles. Naked the slender brunette would swirl around the metal column like an Aztec skydiver. her mother never came to a show, but I always told Aunt Mary, “You’re daughter is the best.” “That’s because you’re family.” “Maybe a little, but […]

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Sweden No-Sex Future

July 18, 2008 – 8:55 am

When I was a young teenager, the first letter in Scandinavia stood for ‘sex’. Birth control pills freed women from the inhibition of pregnancy and Sweden raised the flag of sexual liberation with such crusading films as I AM CURIOUS YELLOW and 1973’s SWEDISH NYMPHET in which a hippie attempts to cure a nymphomaniac (this […]

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Mission Creep

June 23, 2008 – 1:22 pm

You’ll be surprised at how quickly mission creep oversteps the parameters of your stalking. Jocko Weyland responded to this emailed sentence about his stalking project in Beijing. This is a really weird sentence, but I think I know what it means. I emailed back I don’t believe in torture

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Girly Burdy too Skimpy for Thai Culture

April 21, 2008 – 2:18 pm

Ministers of new governments tend to issue inane proclamations to showboat their talents for the electorate and Thailand’s Culture Minister promoted himself to front page by stripping the teenage singers Girly Burdy of their spokesperson status after performing for the Songkran crowd on Bangkok’s San Road in what he deemed inappropriate attire. Skimpy tops and […]

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Witch Hunt for Pedos

October 30, 2007 – 12:41 am

For the past three years Interpol had been seeking a pedophile who had brazenly been posting his Southeast Asia exploits with young boys on the web. The chickenhawk had hoped to safeguard his identity with a CGI mask over his face. Interpol deciphered the disguise and issued an arrest warrant for the 13th most wanted […]

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