Category Archives: Relationships

Happiness is not only Communism

November 25, 2011 – 7:29 am

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be the following: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist […]

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Man’s Best Friend

November 3, 2011 – 10:46 am

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]

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In the Words of Albert Finney

October 30, 2011 – 7:36 am

Few films are as bittersweet romantic as the comic road movie TWO FOR THE ROAD starring Albert Finney and Audrey Hepburn. The two play star-crossed lovers traveling throughout Europe. Their honeymoon brings them to a country hotel in France, where they observed older couples speechlessly dining together. “What kind of people don’t speak to each […]

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WOMEN’S ENGLISH / MEN’S ENGLISH

October 10, 2011 – 7:19 am

WOMEN’S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need to talk = You’re in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, […]

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Blissful Ignorance

August 8, 2011 – 12:21 am

The husband is always the last to know and this truth holds course in Pattaya, the Last Babylon. Most men come for sex. It doesn’t take long for them to fall in love with a bargirl or go-go dancer. These novices tell their friends that their girls is different from all the other girls in […]

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