Category Archives: Relationships

Solutions for Two Places at One Time

My friends have quite aware of my two-wives dilemma in Thailand. They sense the strain of having to magically be two places at once. Their faith in my powers of bi-location are strained by the logistics of distance and solutions have been forthcoming from all parties concerned. The most ruthless suggest that I abandon one […]

Born to be Wrong

I never try and prove I’m right to women, especially those with whom I’ve been involved, because you’ll never be more wrong than proving a woman wrong and she’ll never let it down. They think they’re so smart. Like when they quote you supposedly verbatim and you can’t remember ever saying those words. Why? Because […]

HANCOCK – FILM

Will Smith is a good actor. He gives his all in every movie. I can’t recall him being bad in anything even BAD BOYS. He doesn’t fail his fanbase in this summer’s HANCOCK. KKK members might have trouble with a black man having a white woman as a mate, but OJ Simpson got away with […]

Lydia says Thaksin is innocent.

Besieged by the Thai courts Thaksin can take succor from the lips of Lydia, who has attested to Thaksin’s innocence. “He’s a good family man.”

No Country For Old Men – Pattaya

The Coen Brother’s NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN won the Best Film Oscar this year. Three minutes of the creepy lead actor’s haircut was enough for me. I chucked the DVD into the swamp behind my house and haven’t heard from it since, but at the Pattaya court I ran into another farang who was […]