Category Archives: race

WAKE UP EVERYBODY / Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes

I still believe.

Look At Whitey Ha Ha

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball. How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything. How Many […]

White Tornado

White people think racist jokes are funny. They laugh about kinky hair and the color of people skin without ever looking in the mirror. If caucasians checked their DNA, they would be surprised to discover more than a little tar in their shed. Yesterday a white friend living in Saudi Arabia sent this email; Black […]

Malcolm X Birthday

He would have been 87.

Ebony And Ivory

Last evening Stan Waits and Ralf Tupay were drinking at the local German beer hall on Fulton Street. The Cuban waitress had long black hair and her divine back was revealed through the horizontal tears in her shirt. We clinked glasses and Ralf said, “I’ll never have a girl like that again.” “Maybe not in […]