Category Archives: NEW YORK

No I Wouldn’t MILA KUNIS

This afternoon my co-workers and I delivered ten bronze planters to the penthouse apartment of a .0001% billionaire. The live-in super explained that the owner of the ultra-luxe duplex come to New York for football games played by his NFL team. Over forty workers were busy readying this palace for his weekend arrival. After Oskar […]

Drag Queens Uprising

The decline of Manhattan’s meatpacking district opened the waterfront area to a host of nefarious nocturnal activities in the 1960s. S & M bars catering to a gay clientele flourished throughout the 70s and transvestite hookers worked the NJ car trade from underneath the slaughterhouse’s tin roofs. AIDs savaged the denizens of The Anvil, The […]

Shooting To Kill

Last month I was talking to an ex-NYPD cop about the Amadou Diallo case. I offhandedly said that the officers involved in that fatal shooting were high on drugs and that the only good thing they did that fateful evening was not reload and shoot the downed African again. “You don’t know what the fuck […]

Under The Gun

Back in the 70s the cops were scared of the streets, but not any more. Two days ago a National Guard solider was murdered by an undercover cop after his victim supposedly cut off two unmarked vans of the Grand Central Parkway. The driver had picked up two females from a Queens nightclub to drive […]

Big Cars Times Square

Back in 1975 the population of the USA was approximately 220 million. Our cars were big and the price of gas was 60 cents a gallon. Manhattan was slightly depopulated from White Flight, so driving through Times Square was fun in a big Detroit car. We also drove big cars, because they were made to […]