Category Archives: Movies / TV

Born Into This Charles Bukowski

Born like this Into this As the chalk faces smile As Mrs. Death laughs As the elevators break As political landscapes dissolve As the supermarket bag boy holds a college degree As the oily fish spit out their oily prey As the sun is masked We are Born like this Into this Into these carefully […]

THE FOG November 2012

Shannon Greer captured the morning fog lingering off the Southern California coast. There are no ghost ships within the fog, only within our minds thanks to John Carpenter’s movie THE FOG. It did not star Kurt Russell, but Jamie Lee Curtis had a role. I think she survived to the end.

Sylvia Kristel RIP

In 1974 Sylvia Kristel became an international sex star thanks to her lead role in the soft-core movie EMMANUELLE. The French film portrayed the actress as the bored housewife” of a French diplomat exploring the frontiers of sex around the world. I saw EMMANUELLE at a packed theater in Boston’s Combat Zone. The movie sold […]

Fuck Sasha Baron Cohen

There are few people more successful at movie-killing than Sasha Cohen and now teabag actor has been slated to play Freddy Mercury of Queen in a movie. Fucking horrors. Band member Brian May thinks that this is a good idea. Fucking wrong. Freddie is an icon. He was never a buffoon. All of Sasha Baron […]

Bad To The Bone

Fame has been cruel to the blonde star Lindsay Lohan. The troublesome actress most recently fought with a low-ranking GOP congressional staffer, who had been secretly taking photos of Lilo at W Hotel party and this spat was preceded by a car accident. The girl hasn’t been able to get a break, since her troubles […]