Category Archives: Letters

USA Bumper Stickers – Anti Bush

My family is divided between the parties; Democraps and GOP dopes. My politics linger on the lunatic fringe as a libertarian who worships beer. My older brother and his wife are firm anti-terror war hawks, although my brother reckons nations go to war due to a lack of sex. My sister-in-law worked for Bush the Old […]

Guns and kids

EMAIL from Bryan Le Bouef Painter from Lousiana. Mom sent me this yesterday… a photo depicting my brothers and I when we had yet to face the most troubling parts of life. As you might guess I was much younger than the others. I believe that I had just been introduced to hard drugs the […]

Goodness Gracious Pedos

A good friend emailed me the other day. He’s a famous author. His books are translated into French. Most of them are about his sexual dalliances with rent boys. I keep telling him to come to Pattaya. It seems like he’d fit right in. Especially in Boystown. He wrote.

God in Iraq letter from the USA

This email from close friends highlights the religious fervor behind the most recent excursion to the Mideast by forces of the West. Being a follower of the Church of Beer, I believe in peace and beer drinking with the occasional spirited speaking in tongues, which is usually babbling sprinkled with expletives. The following email has nothing […]