Category Archives: Letters

Please Help Me

December 17, 2009 – 8:20 am

In Jan. 2008 I was arrested for copyright-infringement in Thailand. The police treated me as if I was a VIP. NO cuffs, no lock-up, no bribes. “You didn’t kill anyone and not sell drugs. Your crime is very small. Maybe $100 fine.” The police also warned not to believe any lawyers working to solve this […]

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The Angry American

August 13, 2009 – 6:01 am

This comes from Big Al of Pattaya. ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER ! This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough). You definitely feel the guy’s pain! An actual letter to the passport office. Dear sirs, I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How […]

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Rejection Literaire

February 20, 2009 – 6:20 pm

A month ago I was surprised to receive an email from a literary agent interested in my semi-fiction piece BET ON CRAZY. These vignettes cover my years as a diamond dealer on West 47th Street in New York. This interest was unsolicited, so I took special care to present my writing in the right light […]

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Con Letter From PI

August 24, 2007 – 12:41 am

I’ve never received one of these letters and was so excited that I might be $8.3 million richer soon that I had to share my roller coaster ride to fame and fortune with you. _____________________________________________ Dear Sir. I am Madam Laarni Enriqez, a native of Philippine nationality, and a divorcee. I would like to have […]

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Letter from Liberals to Conservatives

November 16, 2006 – 8:58 am

November 14th, 2006 To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters, I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week’s election. You’re worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don’t want it to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many […]

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