Category Archives: Internet

Site Weirdness

December 23, 2010 – 10:28 pm

sorry but I’m having trouble with posts, but I should get it back together after the holidays. no one is perfect, except for our mothers

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Google Goons

October 25, 2010 – 8:22 pm

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.” – Baron Acton 1887 This quote has been proofed by countless megalomaniacs in the years after its inception. Richard Nixon, Mao Tse-Tung, and the Vatican. Their ranks of their legion are limitless and this week Google CEO Eric Schmidt […]

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Chuck Norris # 1

October 21, 2010 – 9:48 pm

Nothing we write is read. Nothing we say is heard. TV controls all thought. 19% of my visitors go to this page 2010/06/19/movies-tv/chuck-norris-top-ten-list.htm Mad about Chuck Norris? There is actually an internet cult based on the legend of Chuck Norris. Everything fake. “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris […]

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You Bet I Would

September 19, 2010 – 11:30 am

Yesterday afternoon I was watching the Texas-Tennessee football game at Frank’s Bar on Fulton. I was the only customer. Sam, the blonde bartender, had just returned from a six-week vacation in Slovakia. “Nice weather.” I had noticed the deep tan. Weather in Eastern Europe had been almost tropical this summer. “Too hot.” She smiled with […]

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Assicons

August 10, 2010 – 10:14 pm

Assicons From Big Al in Pattaya ie Big Als Taco Stand We all know those cute little computer symbols called emoticons, where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by 🙂 🙁 Well, how about some ASSICONS? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a […]

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