Category Archives: Internet

National Geographic Porno

February 10, 2009 – 10:43 pm

In the 1960s the first porno available to young boys was National Geographic. Every summer my older brother and I would pore through the piles of magazines for photos of young Nubian girls dancing at the annual fertility rite. Amongst our friends we felt that the writer and photographer of these articles had the best […]

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Scary Internet Sex Sites

January 17, 2009 – 1:19 pm

I was in NYC on 9/11 on my roof about a mile from the targets of the terrorists. My neighbors and I witnessed the World Trade Center collapse in flames, transfixed by the horror, yet I was not scared by the non-FX spectacle. Not in the traditional sense, however my email addresses keeps getting bombarded […]

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SEX #1 for Vietnam Internet Searches

December 13, 2008 – 5:34 pm

“The reading of pornography leads to the reading of more pornography.” – Gore Vidal The writer seems to be right in the case of Vietnam, for the SE Asia country leads Google in searches containing the word “sex”, knocking Egypt and India into lower positions. This dominance can be attributed to the Communist Party’s repression […]

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The Check is in the Mail

December 11, 2008 – 3:44 pm

This is a real SMS correspondence between someone who has promised money to someone else. The names have been omitted to protect the innocent as well as the guilty. The calls start on 12-2 this year. #1 Is owed money by #2. $5000. #1 You promised payment today. i never heard from you. Is there […]

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Assicons

September 1, 2008 – 10:21 am

From Big Al in Pattaya ie Big Al’s Taco Stand We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where: ๐Ÿ™‚ means a smile and ๐Ÿ™ is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™ Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’ Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight […]

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