Category Archives: Humor

Toilet Marathon

One early Sunday morning in 2007 the police blocked Pattaya’s major streets for the annual marathon. Runners started before dawn to escape the enervating powers of the tropical sun, otherwise the twenty-six miles would be shortened to a single kilometer. When I was in high school, I ran cross-country. 5K-10K. Not anymore. My friends and […]

Beware of Girl Scouts

And I thought altar boys were bad.

Three Altar Boys in the Snow

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penises’ in a snow bank. Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, “Boys! Boys!Whatever are you doing? You’re going to catch pneumonia. Put your penis’ away.” The tallest altar boy turns around and yells, […]

The Downside of Heaven

A holy man from Bali died from old age. He arrived at the Pearly Gates to be greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome to Heaven.” St. Peter led the Balinese holy man inside the holy rest home of eternity. “I thought heaven was only for Christians.” “No, no, heaven is for everyone. Over there are the […]

Fuck 2016

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