Category Archives: Humor

White Trash Humor

February 11, 2022 – 10:28 am

1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out. 5. Is there a mirror in your […]

By Peter | Also posted in race | Tagged | Comments (0)

Family Humor

September 22, 2021 – 8:41 pm

My Great Grandaunt Bert told a skunk joke to my youngest sister and brothers. “There were two skunks; one named In and the other Out. Once their mother said to Out, “Go find In.” Out went out and found In fast. Momma skunk was happy and asked how Out found In so fast. “In Stinks.” […]

By Peter | Also posted in 19th Century, animals, family | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Signs of Talibanism

March 22, 2021 – 8:20 pm

Didn’t Harry Belafonte sing, “C’mon Mr. Taliban, gimme me banana.” 10 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A MEMBER OF THE TALIBAN #10 you refine heroin but object to beer. #9 You own a $300 AK-47, but can?t afford shoes. #8 You have more wives than teeth. #7 Your vests come in two styles; bullet-proof and suicide […]

By Peter | Also posted in Asia, War | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Irish Ha-Ha

March 16, 2021 – 5:03 pm

An Irishman who goes on to a building site looking for a job and is told by the foreman that he will have to undertake a brief test. ‘Fine,’ says the Irishman. ‘OK then,’ says the foreman. ‘First up, can you tell me the difference between a joist and a girder?’ ‘That’s easy,’ the Irishman […]

By Peter | Also posted in ireland | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

All Hail Homer

December 26, 2020 – 7:58 pm

Last night I was alone after a Chinese take-out Christmas diiner with my young comrades downstairs. After the dumpling feast I went outside to get some air.

By Peter | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)