Category Archives: Humor

2010 Darwin Award Contestants

May 22, 2010 – 7:41 pm

Darwin furthered the theory that Mankind’s domination of the planet was the result of survival of the fittest. Joyce Brothers attributed our supremacy to the fact that we smell bad and taste even worse to predators, however my opinion is that we have survived the onslaught of the ages, because we’re too stupid to realize […]

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Ugly Sheep

May 1, 2010 – 12:34 am

Last night was moules frites night at Lola’s on Myrtle Avenue. Its owner Charlotta was a friend. We were telling jokes. None of them were clean and I loved her telling of this one. There was this cowboy named Jake who got himself fired from his job at the ranch. He was out of work […]

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Bikes From Mexico

April 30, 2010 – 7:33 am

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: “What’s in the bags?” “Senior, It’s only sand.” replies Jose. “Sand??? Well, we’ll just see about that – get off the bike!” The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out […]

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Ha Ha Stalin

April 7, 2010 – 9:36 pm

A Russian citizen is trying to protest against the communist regime, therefore he throws leaflets, papers around on the Red Square in Moscow. KGB agents arrest him and question him, then they observe that there was nothing on the papers, they were all plain white. The KGB agents ask him why the papers are white, […]

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I See Stupid People from David Russell

March 20, 2010 – 10:47 am

STUPID PEOPLE AWARDS 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Provo, Utah would-be robber Jason Ellison did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef […]

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