Category Archives: Humor

Live Longer

My family has centagenarians on my father’s side. We can eat what we want within reason. Excess in Moderation has been the key to my existence, but now that I’m 60 I have tempered that path with some radical departures from my former carefree joi de vivre; rare bouts of hard alcohol and much more […]

Short Memories

A few weeks ago Barack Obama was excoriated by the right wing press and Polish government for having called the Nazi extermination camps located in Poland ‘Polish death camps’. The president apologized for this gaffe, but few journalists recalled that back in 2008 the Polish foreign minister made the following joke. “Have you heard that […]

Super Hero Team Work

Is this Gay – Louis CK

Over the course of the last few months I have been posing hypothetical questions to my severely straight friend Mazin, while we’re smoking pot. “If you were in prison and were rooming with a Thai Ladyboy, would you have sex with her?” “No way.” Mazin comes from Iraq. He is macho in only the nicest […]

Trawling For Cops

How do you keep from getting a parking ticket? Leave a donut on the top of your car with a note that says “It’s jelly!”