Category Archives: Humor

God’s WC

March 15, 2013 – 7:56 pm

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, “Ain’t no use knockin, there’s no paper on this side […]

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Penguins and Dwarves

February 18, 2013 – 9:18 pm

a joke from the roue of Bangkok, Alan Platt The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. ‘Grumpy, my son,’ says the Pope, ‘What can I do for you?’ Grumpy asks, ‘Excuse me your Excellency, but […]

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Wabbits Of The NYPD

January 16, 2013 – 2:54 pm

A secret organization in the USA government is in pursuit of an escaped mutant rabbit. They finally corral the beast in a suburban woods, but it’s impossible to catch him, because he’s so fast. The intelligence organization sends out an offer of $10,000,000 bounty for its capture. Within hours the CIA, FBI, and NYPD show […]

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When Insults Had Class

December 2, 2012 – 2:13 pm

These glorious insults date back to an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language was boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” and he said, “If you were my wife, […]

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Heaven or Hell

November 16, 2012 – 6:56 pm

Two old men are living in Miami Beach. Their hotel is undergoing renovations. The entire neighborhood has been transformed by young people. Izzy and Moishe sit on the terrace of the Breezemore Hotel and watch the parade of revelers. They are feeling their age and Izzy says, “You know Moishe, we’ve had a good life, […]

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