Category Archives: Food

Erotic Hot Dog Contest

July 11, 2020 – 8:20 pm

The best hamburger in the world came from Simpson’s Grove outside Portland. The buns were toasted, the sauce was a mild relish/ketchup combo, cheddar cheese melting over the edges, and an all-beef patties sizzling with grilled fat. Yummy. No trace of this heavenly hamburger stand exists on the internet. The best steak came from a […]

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Steamers In New York

July 4, 2020 – 5:04 pm

Yesterday I thought about treating myself to fried clams and bike down to Little Neck off the Gowanus Canal. I was thoroughly disappointed by their offering. Even the clam strips from the extinct HoJOs in Times Square were better than these measly clams. No bellies. Mostly Batter and fries. $22. Today I bought Steamers from […]

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Watermelon In The Summer

June 20, 2020 – 11:28 am

Watermelon is best in the summer. The fruit spread from Southern Africa and was cultivated along the Nile River during the 12th Dynasty. It was good then and it’s good now.

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Goat BBQ Loitokitok – 2019 Kili Initiative #18

December 16, 2019 – 11:34 pm

I returned to the Kibo Slope GH after a few glasses of Konyagi. Woody had set my tent away from the rest of the team. I said nothing, but someone must have have complained about my not washing for a week. div class=”separator” style=”clear: both; text-align: center;”> Not Larry, because both of us hadn’t changed […]

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BAD MAN by Peter Nolan Smith

September 13, 2018 – 1:32 pm

In February of 2013 the president of a private jet charter service invited me to dinner at the Oyster Bar. I accepted without hesitation, because I was a born and bred New Englander and nowhere else in the city served a wider variety of oysters. “You don’t mind if I my girlfriend and her daughter […]

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