Category Archives: Food

The Freedom To Feast

July 20, 2011 – 6:00 pm

The Constitution’s 1st Amendment guaranteed Americans the Freedom of Speech. Cellphones have liberated the country and people speak their minds in their cars, bathrooms, restaurants, bars, work, trains, parks, beaches ad infinitum. Most of what they say is nonsense and these inane conversation are stored by the NSA in a secret building nicknamed The Tower […]

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Paradise for Cannibals

July 8, 2011 – 9:33 pm

The first thing most foreigners learn in another language is ‘carry this’, the second is ‘carry me’. What about that fat woman’s little feet? Bet them toes made good eating back in the old cannibal days. Finger-licking good.

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Spam Yummy

July 8, 2011 – 9:28 pm

Hormel Foods Corporation is enjoying an upsurge in sales of SPAM, that timeless mystery meat consisting of chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar, and sodium nitrite. Tough times are breeding new Spam fans, although nowhere is Spam deemed more eatable than Hawaii and the South Pacific, where even McDonald’s offer […]

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Modern Tref / BET ON CRAZY

July 7, 2011 – 2:25 pm

The other day in the diamond exchange I spotted a young rotund Hassid eating potato chips. Manny, my boss, hates Raffa, since the two of us constantly discuss religious matters based on Talmudic laws. I called to him and asked, “What are you eating that tref for?” “Tref? Potato chips aren’t tref.” The 25 year-old […]

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Donuts Have Holes

June 4, 2011 – 5:48 pm

Today is National Doughnut Day. Dunkin’ Donuts and Krispy Kreme are providing donuts to customers to celebrate the holiday. National Donut Day dates back to 1938 when the lassies of the Salvation Army gave out donuts to the needy. With many Americans living off the food from the 99 Cent Stores it’s a good time […]

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