Category Archives: Food

Fuck Ronald MacDonald

Every day 68 million people visit MacDonald’s Burgers. The worldwide conglomerate began as a Speedy Service Restaurant at 1398 North E Street at West 14th Street in San Bernardino, California and now operates over 38,000 franchises in a 118 countries. My first Mickie D’s was located in Quincy, Massachusetts. I loved their milk shakes and […]

Lucky Me

New Years Eve 1986. I was riding my Yamaha 650 through a snowstorm. Approaching Houston and 2nd Avenue the light changed to red. I skidded through the intersection excepting the worse. Cars crisscrossed my path. I stopped against the curb. A 9th Precinct cop said, “Damn you were lucky.” “That I was.” “Where you Headed?” […]

Quelle Difference

Serge Kruger sat at a terrace in Bordeaux. He ordered a meal. The cuisine was Chinois. The provincial rue was quiet, until the saucisson arrived to his table, then la vie se arrive. Serge knows Paris and some beautiful women of Aquitaine love a good saucission. fotos by Serge Kruger, who later corrected my post. […]

Chinese Bacon

Every Saturday morning I go to the Academy Diner in Fort Greene to enjoy a breakfast of bacon and eggs. Nothing cures a hangover faster than that plate, however the corporate heads of Smithfield Foods have threatened America’s ability to recover from a night of hard drinking by offering their company for sale to sate […]

Phet Mak Som Tam

Thai food served in the USA offers a mild version of the traditional meals offered in Bangkok restaurants. Most farangs order phad thai or fried noodles at Thai restaurants and specify that they don’t want it spicy or phed. I rarely have seen Thais dine on phad thai. Their palette is well accustomed to chili-dosed […]