Category Archives: farangs

GAAN-LOR by Peter Nolan Smith

April 1, 2013 – 2:26 pm

Four years ago my ex-wife came back from the country. Her entire family was with her. She checked my phone without finding any strange numbers on my phone, since I had deleted all the messages from Mint. She were ‘friends’ and Mint wouldn’t call until my ex-wife returned to Ban-Nok.

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Penile Resurrection

April 1, 2013 – 1:21 pm

In ancient times victorious armies castrated their vanquished foes to emphasize their superiority, however penile amputation has been a rarity in modern world with John Bobbit the last American male to suffer this catastrophic injury at the hands of his avenging wife, however Thai wives constantly threatened their husbands and boyfriends with ‘dtart ham’ and […]

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Easter Sunday Humor Pattaya

March 30, 2013 – 4:01 pm

Several years ago I spent a quiet night in Donovan’s Sports Bar on 3rd Road. The owner was sitting alone and I decided to join Steve for an Easter cheeseburger. We discussed my upcoming trip to the USA and he said, “It’s been three and half years since I was last in New York.” “Over […]

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The Universal Language

February 2, 2013 – 11:46 pm

Once a week I leave our 100% Thai compound for a farangization visit to Pattaya. Mam doesn’t begrudge my re-union with the West. She has me the rest of the time. This week I took the 1pm bus down the coast. Thirty minutes later I was at Maggie May’s. The afternoon drinkers were few. I […]

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Finish Line in Thailand

January 27, 2013 – 12:15 pm

“I finish only with you.” These words almost sounds true coming from the lips of a Soi 6 short-timer. She doesn’t know your name. Your penis will be forgotten shortly after the apres-sex shower, but farangs inevitably ask, “Really?” “You #1. Big too.” This compliment can earned her a tip for a man, whether he […]

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