Category Archives: farangs

Sorry is Not Enough

August 4, 2011 – 1:47 am

My sins are legion, but as George Carlin states in his famous monologue THE TEN COMMANDMENTS that the having ten was only a marketing device. The late comedian trimmed the commandments down to two along with Thou Shalt Keep Thy religion to Thyself. Thou shalt not steal is downsized to being honest, however honesty is […]

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The Thai Anti-Midas Touch

August 4, 2011 – 1:42 am

One of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen IN Pattaya was Ann. Her beauty lasted longer than most of her competition, as if she bathed in the fountain of youth created by contributions of cash and clothing from her countless foreign . The veteran mistress managed these generous farangs like juggler, yet she […]

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Pattaya Bar Rules For Bar Girls

July 20, 2011 – 2:07 pm

The source for these rules are Anonymous, but so very very true. 1. Choose your farang depending to your needs. If you have money in your pocket, you can be picky, although that’s not very likely since you would be home sleeping, eating, or watching TV if your wallet was crammed with 100 baht notes. […]

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FALL FOR YOU LONG TIME

July 20, 2011 – 1:51 pm

Thais have an excuse for everything as seen in this tale from the Old Roue of Bangkok. Here’s a classic for the ages. My little pole dancer, Oy, was supposed to come see me tonite. But… “Cannot come tonight.” “Why not?” “I have accident.” “Bad?” “Very bad.” “What did you do?” “Hurt my leg.” “Motorbike?” […]

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Dives of Pattaya – Entry Date – Aug 3, 2007

August 3, 2007 – 2:37 am

Aug 3, 2007 Wikpedia defines a ‘dive’ as a rundown drinking establishment offering the cheap drinks of a high alcohol content to a questionable clientele frequenting the bar for the sole purpose of drinking and not petty drinking either. New York City had been loaded with such dubious haunts on the Bowery ot the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. 50 cents […]

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