Category Archives: etiquette

Acceptable improper Etiquette

‘It’s one thing to have bad manners, it’s good manners to know when not to use them.” James Steele Nearly three years ago GW Bush embarked on a farewell tour of occupied Iraq. A reporter was so incensed by the president’s smile and joking that he hurled his shoe at GW Bush. It missed, as […]

Will GW Ever Go Away

“You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can not pick your friend’s nose.” Anon “Unless he has been snorting coke.” maybe said by GW Bush 1983 during his contribution to the Contra drug trade.

The Word Fuck

This tone poem is attributed to the great linguist George Carlin. Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word FUCK. Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word referred to as the “F” word, it’s the one magical […]

SCHNORER /Bet On Crazy by Peter Nolan Smith

After I made a sandwich at my desk, Richie Boy grabbed a slice of salami. Our sharing more than food throughout our twenty-year friendship didn’t deter my protests against his poaching. “I see you have no shame in being a schnorrer!” “Only cause I learn from the best.” Richie Boy popped the peppery slice in […]

Foot Etiquette

If the most sacred part of the body is the head, then the feet are the lowest. I personally would have chosen the lu tut or asshole, but the Thais must elected the feet centuries ago. You don’t point with the feet or kick them up on a table to show your soles to passers-by. […]