Category Archives: etiquette

Submissive Asian Woman

January 31, 2012 – 6:57 am

Saturday evening I accompanied a female friend to a party in Nottinghill Gate. We knew each other from New York in the 70s. Our mutual associate was hosting an 18th birthday bash for his daughter. Youth downstairs with the DJ and adults in the kitchen with the wine and booze. MOre old faces popped up […]

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WOMEN’S ENGLISH / MEN’S ENGLISH

October 10, 2011 – 7:19 am

WOMEN’S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need to talk = You’re in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, […]

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Blissful Ignorance

August 8, 2011 – 12:21 am

The husband is always the last to know and this truth holds course in Pattaya, the Last Babylon. Most men come for sex. It doesn’t take long for them to fall in love with a bargirl or go-go dancer. These novices tell their friends that their girls is different from all the other girls in […]

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The Duel of Backseat Drivers

July 18, 2011 – 2:49 pm

My father passed on his extraordinary driving skills to his sons and daughters. His primary tenet was that of defensive driving. This strategy was promoted by the AAA to save lives and time by anticipating other drivers’ error before they endanger you and your car. Accidents happen. My father preached that they happened to other […]

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Thai Fried Rat

May 6, 2011 – 7:50 pm

“What did you eat for breakfast, fried rat?” Richie Boy asked his friend at Smith and Wollensky’s after he cut loose under the table. “It wasn’t me.” The guilty party protested without forgiveness. “He who smelled it dealt it.” Everyone at the table was over 50. The restaurant was elegant. Our waiter was treating us […]

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