Category Archives: Education

Good Grades For Thai BJs

April 27, 2008 – 10:55 am

A Thai university lecturer tried to convince a female student to submit to an indecent oral exam in exchange for a better grade. The student escaped the dastardly professor and returned with the police, although unlike in the case of President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky there was no semen-stained black dress to act as the […]

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Thailiban After Adulterous Teachers

July 25, 2007 – 1:27 am

Morals 101 will be a new lesson for Thai teachers, as the nation’s Education Minister warned that state school teachers found in extra-marital liaisons will be severely punished by a civil service tribunal. Present penalties for transgressions of lak-lop must be ineffectual and the proposed strictures have been upgraded to permanent dismissal from the civil service and all the creature comforts […]

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Spelling 101

June 19, 2007 – 9:43 pm

Occasionally the question arises. “If you could go back and change something in your life, where would you go?” Stupid question. Most people would chose to avoid a certain mistake or avoid the repetition of the same error, but if I were granted that click on the heels, I would return instantly to 5th Grade […]

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Assicons

June 18, 2007 – 9:52 pm

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,”  🙂 means a smile  🙠is a frown. Well, how about some “ASSICONS?” (_!_) a regular ass

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Death of a Book Shop – Gotham Books NYC

May 28, 2007 – 12:17 am

“Wise men fish here.” This non sequitor graced a sign above Gotham Books of West 47th Street. New York’s Diamond Alley. I slaved on that street 13 years slinging ice to fiancées, mistresses, and drug dealers. Izzy SheyGutz. In goyim we trust. 5 days a week. Pastrami sandwiches and italian suits. 7 days during the […]

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