Category Archives: Drugs

GHB Chinese Toys

Dee Dee Ramone and Richard Hell wrote CHINESE ROCKS in 1976 to outdo Lou Reed’s elegiac HEROIN. The song soon became Johnny Thunder’s and the Heartbreakers’ showstopper. While Tom Petty and his Heartbreakers have sold millions of LPs and CDs, neither the Ramones’ nor Johnny Thunders’ versions of CHINESE ROCKS got any AM airplay. Its omission from the Top Ten can […]

Khun Sa RIP

The Golden Triangle has been a source of opium since the 1800s. Tribesmen in the mountains grew it for a cash crop as well as a source of comfort after a long day in the rice fields. The French controlled the overseas trade until the Commies took over in China. Mao had the opium dealers […]

GW Check out the nose.

GW Bush has been under a lot of pressure lately. NSA wire taps. Trying to figure out why Iraq is spelled with a Q instead of an N. At a cabinet meeting he was heard to ask Condalezza Rice. “Does it mean they’re queer or sand niggers?” It was the fifteenth time he had asked […]