Category Archives: Drinking

Best Beer Ad

I don’t drink Miller, but I like their ads better than Bud. For a related article click on this URL https://www.mangozeen.com/2008/06/03/drinking/beer-bless-england.htm

Drunkee POL from NJ

This weekend a Democratic Jersey City councilman was arrested for peeing from the balcony. This golden shower episode would have been considered harmless, except it occurred during a Grateful Dead tribute band concert. The concertgoers weren’t happy about his blessing and the councilman has sworn off drinking for the rest of his life. Most drunks […]

Happy Drunkmas

The PPP have backed away from their proposed ban on alcohol sales for Loi Krathong, Christmas, and New Years, despite polls attesting to the popularity of this ruling. Bar owners and 7/11s throughout Thailand are ecstatic. “Drinks for all my friends.” As Mickey Rourke says in the movie BARFLY. Public Health Minister Chalerm Yubamrung was […]

Beer Drinking Economy

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Makes You Proud To Be An American!

12 Signs of Female Drunkenness

GOTHAM BOOKS has disappeared from NYC along with my favorite bars, restaurants, and hardware stores. They have been replaced by tee-shirt shops selling XXXX size to overweight tourists bussed from Scranton PA or fancy bars serving $10 Buds to Wall Street junior execs and their fat fiancees. At the Gotham the staff debated which den […]