Category Archives: Drinking

Happy Beermas

October is the high-holiday month for beer drinkers everywhere, especially in Germany where the nation celebrates the renown Oktobeerfest. Your attendance is obligatory Drink beer and drink it often. It’s good for you and if you have any difficulties, please refer to the above chart. It’s a life saver.

Monday Monday

The weekend was long. A Friday night drive to Easthampton. Dinner and wine followed by drinks. Sleep till 9am. A swim in the ocean. Rough waves and vicious riptides. Saturday night was more of the same and Sunday was a repeat of the previous evening. 24 bottles of wine between 5 people accompanied by sundry […]

English Health

From Pattaya Rag After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health: Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer […]

Jacob Wirth Boston World Cup

A heat wave is defined in the USA as 3 consecutive days of 90-plus temperatures. The July 4th Weekend the thermometer hit 100 every day. The meteorologists were predicting no relief for New York. Wednesday morning I left my Fort Greene apartment. A taxi across the Manhattan Bridge to Chinatown. It was a work week. […]

Love Advice for the Deaf

Spike was a Tasmanian demolition engineer. His age could be 55 or 65. Not a handsome man. His gut was an investment of thousands of beers. He drank to steady his hands. Dynamite was in his veins. His ears were tone deaf. “Drinking calms my nerves.” Spike visited Pattaya every year for a three-month holiday. […]