Category Archives: Drinking

Bloomberg, Teigh Trasna Ort Féin

New York’s Mayor Bloomberg spent $100 million to convince the voters that his opponent stood no chance against his juggernaut. The billionaire won by 6% thanks to the apathy of the brainwashed electorate. Bloomberg has cut services, raised subway fares, and blamed underlings for his failings, but this week the nebbish crossed ethnic lines by […]

Celtics Pride

The Celtics are playing great basketball. Tonight they face the Dallas Mavericks, one of the better teams in the West. I’ll be watching the game at Frank’s Lounge on Fulton Street. You’ll be able to recognize me by my colors. Green and Black. From head to toe. Go Celtics.

Brigitte Bardot is Old

I’ve been back in New York two days after 5 years in Thailand. Culture shock has been minimalized by my refusal to leave Andrew Pollack’s $3 million Ft. Greene brownstone, however on Tuesday I rendezvoused with my biographer to recount the circumstances of my exile from the Land of Smiles. “Come meet me at Lucien’s […]

Kingsley Amis Quote of the Day

“I have a hang-over bad enough to think I’m sprouting antlers.” – Kingsley Amis And I like many know that feeling.

New Year Where

On December 31, 2010 night we were closing the diamond exchange and one of the security guards asked of my New Year’s plans. Big Dave’s an ex-cop from Brooklyn. My neck of the city. Light black and the 300-pounder knows my hang-out, even though his favorite watering hole is Junior’s on Flatbush. “I’m going to […]