Category Archives: Drinking

Beer Bottle Fortune

March 20, 2012 – 12:33 pm

‎ The morning of St. Padraig’s Day my landlord and I noticed these stacked beer cases across the street. The sweet old lady had collected them from the trash. “I figure it’s about $150. I’m going to cash in the bottles and go play slots.” The old lady looked to be Hindu, but her son […]

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YeeHaw Broke Head

March 5, 2012 – 6:20 pm

Ah thoughts ah had a bottle of pinot grigio in the fridge. I dun drunk it. But ah still gots my jug of ‘ssissippi broke head’ unner da sink. White lightning and cider. Yee-haw!

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We Are All Irish

February 21, 2012 – 3:10 pm

Obama proved that he isn’t a Muslim by drinking Guinness. If he really wanted to win hearts and minds, he’d add a hyphen to his last name. O’Bama. There are two kinds of people in this world; the Irish and those that drink to be Irish. Guinness. It’s good for you

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This Beer Is For Jesus

February 21, 2012 – 3:06 pm

GOP candidate Rick Santorum drinks beer. “My favorites are stouts, the bocks, and then the white ales and the wheats. Not a big fan of IPAs, a little too bitter.” If I ran into Santorum at Frank’s Lounge, I would buy him a beer. But only if I could spit in it. I’m a bad […]

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The Harp in Covent Garden London

February 5, 2012 – 9:42 am

Brock Dundee led the way to the Harp. “Last year it was voted the best pub in England Harp,” the Scot announced with proprietarily pride, as we walked through Covent Garden purpose. “Does that mean the beer is warm and the food bad?” Back in the 70s the East Village Social Club had a sign […]

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