Category Archives: Drinking

YeeHaw Broke Head

Ah thoughts ah had a bottle of pinot grigio in the fridge. I dun drunk it. But ah still gots my jug of ‘ssissippi broke head’ unner da sink. White lightning and cider. Yee-haw!

We Are All Irish

Obama proved that he isn’t a Muslim by drinking Guinness. If he really wanted to win hearts and minds, he’d add a hyphen to his last name. O’Bama. There are two kinds of people in this world; the Irish and those that drink to be Irish. Guinness. It’s good for you

This Beer Is For Jesus

GOP candidate Rick Santorum drinks beer. “My favorites are stouts, the bocks, and then the white ales and the wheats. Not a big fan of IPAs, a little too bitter.” If I ran into Santorum at Frank’s Lounge, I would buy him a beer. But only if I could spit in it. I’m a bad […]

The Harp in Covent Garden London

Brock Dundee led the way to the Harp. “Last year it was voted the best pub in England Harp,” the Scot announced with proprietarily pride, as we walked through Covent Garden purpose. “Does that mean the beer is warm and the food bad?” Back in the 70s the East Village Social Club had a sign […]

Paffgen Brewery

Last evening I dined at Paffgen Brauerei, the last family brewery in Cologne. The beer served at this establishment is called “Kölsch” once the most popular beverage in the city. Once a dark beer, the draught’s color was changed to resemble a pilsner. It is still served from the keg at Paffgen and I ordered […]