Category Archives: Drinking

Hang-Over Cure #1

June 12, 2013 – 9:03 pm

This cure comes from the WORST CASE SCENARIO SURVIVAL CALENDER. 1.) Avoid pills before, during, or after drining to excess. They will fuck you up worst than the hang-over. 2.) Drink lots of fluids. OJ and Tomato Juice contain potassium which handles the wobbly feeling of a good night’s drunk. 3.) Vitamins. A B-12 shot […]

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Man’s First Words

May 9, 2013 – 8:46 pm

The University of Reading in England has determined that two dozen words have survived the fifteen millennium since the end of the recent Ice Age such as “You, hear me! Give this fire to that old man. Pull the black worm off the bark and give it to the mother. And no spitting in the […]

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Beer Logic

May 6, 2013 – 6:04 pm

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 […]

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The Perfect Martini by Luis Bunuel

April 12, 2013 – 7:53 am

To provoke, or sustain, a reverie in a bar, you have to drink English gin, especially in the form of the dry martini. To be frank, given the primordial role in my life played by the dry martini, I think I really ought to give it at least a page. Like all cocktails, the martini, […]

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Serge Gainsbourg and Whitney Houston 1986

January 23, 2013 – 6:20 am

Serge Gainsbourg was the coolest French musician of the last century. His hip stature reverberates to the present. THE BALLAD OF MELODY NELSON is a 27-minute long gem of a concept LP. His conquests of love were legion. His loves were few. Jane Birkin was his muse for 13 years. After their break-up the drink […]

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