Category Archives: Beast

Rich Thai Men infected with Perversity Bug

Hospitals around Bangkok have been noting an increase of females entering their facilities with complaints of perverted sexual abuse by hi-so wealthy men, sometimes as many as 50 women a day seeking refuge from these sadists. Most victims are maids or household help although one matron was forced to watch her husband have sex with […]

BC Police find 5th Foot

British Columbia Police found a 5th foot washed ashore this week and are questioning whether the foot is connected to 4 other feet found along the pristine coastline during the past months. “We are treating this as a criminal investigation.” The head of the provincial police told reporters, none of whom asked whether the 5 […]

Charlton Heston RIP

For years Charlton Heston has been telling NRA conventions. “If they want to take my gun, they’ll have to tear it from my dead hands.” That time has finally come with the portrayer of Moses and Ben-Hur passing away at his family home at 84. There was no mention of what gun he had in […]

Thandie Newton as Condeleeza Rice in W

As the Bush administration nears the end of its 2nd term, Hollywood has decided to produce a movie about GW Bush’s path to the presidency as well as his years in the White House. No one has been cast for the title role, however the producers have finalize Thandie Newton appearance as Condeleeza Rice. Personally […]

Sir Grope-a-lot In Thailand

When I worked on 47th Street selling diamond we had several women working for our firm. Each one had to sign a waiver absolving us of sexual harassment. Not that we physically touch any of the women, but sometimes our conversation verged past the bounds of decency. If they told us to shut up, we […]